Sexual frustration decreases lifespan in the fruit fly…so stop teasing fruit flies.
The White House claims it’s made “dramatic progress” on the health website…you can now see porn.
The U.S. says its deeply concerned about citizens held in North Korea…it wants them to take notes so they can improve America’s FEMA prison camps.
Some same-sex couples are fighting for the right to divorce…it’s a lawyer’s wet dream.
Retail sales reportedly rose 2.3% as the holiday season is now underway…putting a smile on the faces…of Chinese factory workers.
Chinese manufacturing expanded in November…chances are good your neighborhood has another Dollar Store.
Apple launched is annual Black Friday sale…which is better than launching a Black Apple sale on Monday.
Will Ferrell showed up as Ron Burgundy to co-anchor a newscast in North Dakota…I don’t want to say Hollywood is desperate for movie goers but Miley Cyrus is scheduled to appear on local newscasts’ health segments on twerking.
Researchers find a by-product of cholesterol can fuel breast cancer…and that by-product is known as cup cakes.
The Salvation Army is looking for bell ringers in Maine…must love volunteering, good cheer, and frost bite.