Military rape is rising…avoid Sgt. Pepper’s Really Lonely Hearts Division.
A deadly Philippine volcano has started spewing rocks and ash…sounds like a wonderful vacation spot…bring your asbestos bathing suit.
A special effects innovator has died at 92…how do we know for sure?
A deadly gas tanker explosion in a Mexico City suburb…Mexico City makes Detroit look like Disneyland.
Queen Elizabeth II will skip first Commonwealth meeting in four decades…every elderly British women just nearly fainted.
Egyptian Cabinet shuffle is strengthening the Muslim Brotherhood…and weakening Americans’ ability to understand it.
Rapper Ja Rule has been released from prison…that’s two years of album “research.”
Sex-crazed monster grasshoppers are set to invade the East Coast…in other words…it’s almost summer.
Canadians have unearthed the oldest bone-headed dinosaur ever…or half a dinosaur…if you factor in the exchange rate.
The FDA wants tanning beds to come with warning labels…meeting someone who spends time in a tanning bed is already enough of a warning…orange is not a natural color for a human.
Computed tomography screening reportedly reduces lung-cancer deaths among high-risk patients…now if you can just find an American who knows what tomography is.
Job openings on the US have dipped from a 5-year high…to a 4 and 1/2 year high.