A 53-year-old software engineer crashed his small plane into an office building in Austin, Texas…it seems he control-alt-deleted himself.
Mitt Romney called the President first year on the job “a lost year for America”…for the GOP too.
The UN’s nuclear watchdog group says Iran appears to have recently pursued secret research projects…like getting the US to overextend itself on war again.
China condemned the President’s meeting with the Dalai Lama…they’ve already condemned America by dumping US Treasuries.
PayPal and Facebook will team up to offer an online payments system for virtual goods…like buying milk from cows in Farmville?
The Obama administration criticized health insurers for hiking rates while making billions of dollars in profits…which is exactly what
Ex-NYC Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik got four years in prison on federal tax fraud and corruption charges…the thin blue line just got a bit thinner.
Black farmers who were discriminated against by the US Ag Dept will receive $1.25 billion in a settlement…that’s a lot of cabbage!
A 45-year-old businessman and Tea Party organizer from Long Island is now a member of the NYS Assembly…which seems to bleed anti-government sentiment out of anyone and everyone who ever enters those “hallowed” halls.
A Navy helicopter was forced to land in a remote area of southeastern West Virginia…the whole state is remote.
Niger’s capital is calm the day after a military coup…proving governments change…very little.
The NY Times has published a long unfavorable look at NY’s Governor…if only they’d so the same to every politician in the state.
The Fed unexpectedly raised its discount rate for the 1st time in more than 3 years…Bernanke must’ve gotten some discount on mops.
President of the Federal Reserve Bank of NY says the US economy is recovering from the recession…if barely crawling along the ground is considered recovery.
Simon Cowell says gossip blogger Perez Hilton would make a good replacement for him on American Idol…better yet…an empty chair.
A blood test based on the DNA of tumors to tailor treatment for cancer patients has been developed…if medicine gets any more personal…we’ll be monitored from the inside out.
Parents in the US have accused a school of spying on children by remotely activating webcams on laptops…must be the lab in civil liberties for social studies.
Taxi drivers walked off the job for 24 hours in the latest protest against the Greek government…at least you can still hail a lamb.
A judge praised singer Chris Brown’s progress at a probation hearing…at least the judge still has a singing career.
Filmmaker James Cameron says Fox wanted to remove its “tree hugging crap”…and has no sense of irony that its channel is named after a woodland creature.
JK Rowling is being sued for allegedly stealing ideas for her Harry Potter books…sounds like accusations made by a Muggle.