Coalition forces in Afghanistan are reportedly progressing “slowly but surely”…unlike the profits of the military-industrial complex which are piling up quickly and without question.
Liz Cheney accused the VP of downplaying the threat from Al Qaeda…’cause ramping up a winless war in Afghanistan is “weak.”
Iran says it’s considering a new proposal for nuclear fuel…or it could adopt the Austin Powers energy option which relies on liquid hot magma.
The EU says Greece should do more to cut the region’s largest budget deficit…like imposing a value added tax on movies starring Billy Zane (he’s of Greek descent).
Tiger Woods reportedly got his porn star mistress pregnant twice both times when his wife was pregnant too…making him either an idiot, arrogant, and/or obsessive-compulsive.
New research suggests a herpes drug might slow the progression of HIV…the only other time herpes helps is when you want to avoid hooking up with a crazy chick.
A British study finds young children who are regularly looked after by their grandparents have an increased risk of being overweight…blame that on grandma’s cookie jar.
Joe the Plumber says John McCain screwed up his life and McCain was trying to use him…shocking…a politician trying to use one of the “unwashed masses”.