The West has condemned Iran’s crackdown on anti-government protests…as too heavy-handed since the West simply smears anti-government “radicals” as “terrorists.”
Homeland Security admitted security failed in the thwarted bombing of an airliner…it must’ve been too busy working on its terrorist alert color chart.
Reports say the man who recently tried to blow up a jet over Detroit is one of many terrorists trained by al-Qaeda in Yemen…it’s the real Clone Wars.
Several Congressional Democrats are retiring ahead of next year’s elections…if only all politicians were retiring…the country would be better off.
The 80-year-old Lake Champlain bridge has been taken down…although at that age it sounds more like a mercy demolition.
Major crime in NYC declined for the 19th consecutive year…excluding what politicians steal legally.
AT & T has reportedly stopped some sales of iPhones in NYC…making some potential customers blue just like that AT & T versus Verizon map ad campaign.
A photo originally claimed to be of President Kennedy on a boat with nude women…we know it’s definitely not Teddy since those babes would’ve been in the water.
Tyra Banks is ending her talk show after 5 seasons…The Soup must’ve finally gotten to her.
A LA company is renting Christmas trees…hope they’re treated better than rental cars otherwise you might get Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree.