3 or more UN employees were killed in an attack in Kabul…in Las Vegas a predator drone pilot is ordering more coffee.
Pieces of San Francisco’s Bay Bridge snapped…The Bay City may need a new iconic symbol…the Transamerica pyramid, the warf, or Dirty Harry.
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has presented a health-care bill w/a government insurance plan…only more surprising than the sun rising in the east.
Secretary of State Clinton is expected in Israel for her 3rd visit…she’s at the Wailing Wall wondering why she’s not president.
Tehran will ask for ‘important adjustments’ to the West’s nuclear proposal…like free coffee and a t-shirt… I won’t nuke.
The Obama administration has awarded Florida Power & Light a grant to put smart meters in homes…your smart meter used to be a grandmother or mother telling you to turn off those lights.
Kate Gosselin said she doesn’t want to get married again but she dreads being alone….that couldn’t possibly be a problem with 8 kids.
Hulk Hogan is returning to wrestling…with tights.
Researchers say children and teens on drugs for severe psychiatric problems gain weight and increase bad cholesterol…while many “normal” adults do it with booze, red meat, and cake.
US foreclosures set a record in the 3rd quarter…we’re tops at being bottoms.
Draft legislation would require banks and hedge funds to pay to rescue companies whose collapse would threaten the financial system…like putting a Band-Aid on a broken arm.
Top senators overseeing the national response to swine flu are questioning the govt…if only they’d help inoculate us against government intrusion.