Thoughts from a Mental Ward

MONKEY MOTHER’S DAY
August 28th, 2009
by Aaron David Ward

Every person infected with swine flu puts 1.5 other people at risk over the 3 days before symptoms appear…swine flu is the new ninja turtle.

Washington DC is launching a marketing campaign to promote HIV/AIDS testing…perhaps: get pricked after you’ve been pricked?

The FDA has approved delayed-release capsules to treat people unable to properly digest food…unwittingly destroying a potential weight-loss solution.

Scientists have produced monkeys with genetic material from two mothers…that’ll make it tough on Monkey Mother’s Day.

A new study finds too many medical imaging procedures could harm patients…where’s Superman when you need him?

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