Thoughts from a Mental Ward

HIGHWAY TO HELL
July 31st, 2009
by Aaron David Ward

The owner of one of the biggest Harley-Davidson dealerships in the nation was killed in a motorcycle accident on his way to a bike rally…cue Alanis Morissette song.

Florida’s “python patrol” bagged a 17-foot snake…no wonder the elderly drive big cars in the sunshine state.

Cops say a Washington DC Metro bus driver involved in an accident had a suspended license…then again it’s just a bus…point…and drive (or not).

The House has approved an emergency $2 billion for cash-for-clunkers…cut out the middle man…trade in your clunker in China.

Chevron, the second-largest US oil company, posted its biggest decline in profit but at $2.50 a gallon, the company ain’t makin’ its HQ a cardboard box.

The maker of Botox says 2nd-quarter profit rose 23% offsetting declining sales…Hollywood really is aging…less people using more Botox.

Thousands of top traders and bankers were awarded huge bonuses and pay last year…so apparently the stimulus did work (for them).

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