Experts say pregnant women should get the new swine flu vaccine first which may destroy their self-esteem…”I’m swine?”…is that some sort of fat joke?
The FDA says mercury dental fillings are not hazardous then again I think I’ll hold off turning my mouth into a thermometer.
The FDA says consumers should stop using body-building products that claim to contain steroids or steroid-like substances…I guess it’s back to getting sand kicked in my face.
Five US Senate summer pages may have swine flu. Finally, something that may stop Congressman from groping interns!
The CDC is holding a 3-day conference in Washington DC called “Weight of the Nation” which I bet includes catered meal breaks. Carrot…Stick…
A new report says American childrens’ health is growing worse but 2/3rds of the world lives on one dollar a day…Americans are still OK.
The Feds arrested more than 30 suspects including doctors they say were involved in Medicare fraud…there’s your health care reform.
British researchers claim organic foods are not nutritionally superior to conventionally produced ones…except for taste, smell, touch, feel, and sometimes price.
A tobacco industry-sponsored review of data from nearly 90 studies concludes smokeless tobacco does not increase the user’s risk of cancers other than oropharyngeal and prostate cancer…enjoy your chew just don’t plan to piss.