Yahoo is partnering with Microsoft in a cyber tango leaving analysts wondering who gets to hold the rose.
Nigerian security forces raided the compound of a leader of a militant Islamic sect…interrupting the popular game of pin the tail on the infidel.
The President is challenging Israel’s plan to build new settlements…he’s picking a bone with a powerful group…AIPAC.
Time Warner reported 2nd-quarter profit that fell less than analysts estimated…when the economy sucks, movies rock.
Oil dropped over $4 a barrel…gas stations must not have heard.
Orders for US durable goods unexpectedly rose in June…even in a crappy economy, people still love toast.
The US government has taken delivery of 20 million doses of swine flu vaccine…just enough to inoculate the really “important” people.
International experts say tanning beds and sunlamps raise the risk of skin cancer…I always thought they raised the risk of arrogance…those tan yuppies.
The Defense Secretary says a “modest acceleration” of US troop withdrawal plans in Iraq could occur…you know like 99 years instead of 100.
Space shuttle Endeavour crew members planned to inspect the craft’s heat shield which sounds like a bad astronaut pick up line.
A judge ruled a US-trained Pakistani scientist accused of being an al-Qaida operative is competent to stand trial…he’s actually getting a trial? At least that’s progress.
A political consultant involved in a sweeping corruption scandal in New Jersey was found dead in his apartment…convenient…creepy…but convenient.