Republican VP candidate Paul Ryan warned crowds in Florida of rationing under the Obama Medicare plan…half the crowd thought he said they’ll get rashes if they care for Obama.
Russia sentenced members of a punk music band Pussy Riot to two years in jail…where there’s likely to be a Pussy Riot.
The President wants Congress to release money to stop teacher layoffs…or he’ll make them write 1,000 times we’ll spend more money than we have…again.
Julian Assange plans to take Britain to the World Court…where he’ll get screwed…on a bigger stage.
Unemployment rates are rising in US election swing states…where voters are ready to swing…out of town.
Treasuries dropped their fastest since 2010…a sign economic growth is accelerating…or the only people who have any faith in the US government are wearing foil hats.
Scientists are one step closer to a birth control pill for men…but that already exists…it’s called a sock.
Health officials are blaming cantaloupe for a salmonella outbreak…this just in…french fries are healthy.