The Great Recession has erased nearly 40% of the typical American family’s wealth…and the other 60% is tied up in iPhones, HD TV’s, and Cheetos.
The US Department of Justice is suing Florida to stops its push to remove what it says are ineligible voters from their rolls…apparently the Sunshine state only refers to the weather according to the Feds.
Nude photos of Snooki were reportedly leaked online…or there is a new line of basketballs now available.
Lindsay Lohan reportedly lied to the cops about a car crash…she can’t even act her way out of trouble.
China plans a manned space launch later this month…back her in the US were planning space for lunch.
Chrysler has expanded its Jeep Liberty recall…too bad no one can recall when Jeeps were reliable.
Charlize Theron has shaved her head for a role in a new Mad Max movie…and she’s still likely to turn every man into a Pole Warrior.
Glenn Beck has signed a new $100 million dollar radio contract…that’ll buy a lot of tin foil hats.
The Federal Election Commission unanimously approved a proposal to allow campaigns to accept donations via text message…WTF!
The FBI reports violent crime rates in the US have dropped to nearly historic lows…no one can afford guns and bullets.