Secret Service records show 64 allegations of sexual misconduct…which explains why it’s called the Secret…Service.
In his most recent campaign speech, Mitt Romney slammed the President and teachers unions…I hope he used protection.
In a graduation speech, the President said the world has a “new feeling about America”…they hate it more than ever.
An Iowa man was arrested for DUI while driving around with a zebra and a parrot…so cops nabbed Captain Morgan?
The movie premier of G.I. Joe: Retaliation has been pushed to 2013 and will become a 3D film…let’s hope the acting is 3D too.
Snooki is expecting a baby boy…as soon as he gets to school age she’ll have to learn how to read.
Jersey Shore’s Situation used to abuse painkillers…ironically the show makes me reach for painkillers too.
Howard Stern made a 7-year-old boy cry on America’s Got Talent…because Stern still is a 7-year-old boy.
Stem cells curb chronic pain in mice…except for one pain…an ache for cheese.
Laundry detergent pods are reportedly poisoning kids…that’s one way to clean a child…stick him or her right in the washer.
Colin Powell says he supports gay marriage…then again he lied about Iraq’s alleged WMDs…so take it with a grain of salt.
The Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons says he’s gay…but is still in the closet about being a dork.