JP Morgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon admits mistakes triggered a trading loss of at least $2 billion…and we call that mistake…greed.
The Dow dropped the most thus far in 2012…the only thing lower…American confidence…in anything.
Republican presidential front runner Mitt Romney will deliver the commencement address at Virginia’s Liberty University…the closest Romney will come to endorsing liberty…ever.
China has denied preparing for war over a row in the South China Sea…I swear this happened before…oh right…it’s the plot of the Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies.
Betty White is supporting President Obama…because she really needs that Social Security check.
A new study on manta rays is released…they dream of biting human ankles.
An unprecedented Maya mural has been found which contradicts the 2012 “doomsday” myth…or that’s what the aliens want you to think.
John Travolta has been accused of sexual battery by several masseurs…but goes unpunished for Look Who’s Talking.
The latest cover of Time magazine features a picture of a young mother breastfeeding her son…next week an in depth expose on jock itch.
NASA says a huge sunspot that dwarfs the Earth is unleashing a series of powerful solar flares…that must explain the chick who loves to tan.