Enjoy these real Craigslist ad titles and my brief commentary below each one…
One-Legged Entertainer Needed for Party
(Pirates Gone Wild!)
Bricklaying Apprencticeships
(Presumably this involves eating a lot of fiber)
Looking for Someone Who Can Repair Zippers on Handbags & Other Repair
(And by “other repair” they mean black leather gimp masks)
Now Casting 18-35-Year-Old Male – $1,000 Project
(It only involves getting naked on a pony)
Petting Farm
(Don’t mind the man in the trenchcoat)
Double Your Money in 48 hours
(Crack is not wack)
Triple Your Money in 72 hours
(Not to be outdone by ads touting Double Your Money in 48 hours)
Work from Home – Simply Posting Ads
(And those ads are for hookers)
Need Electrician for Odd Jobs
(Like wiring a chair)
Female Bondage Models
(Surprisingly one of the more tame ads on Craigslist)
Need Help on Hot Rod
(You decide whether this involves cars or gay sex)
Pole Parties Plus
(Pole parties sound pretty damn good so I presume the plus is even better or involves butter and latex)