The President is pushing to preserve a payroll tax cut…if there are any companies left with payrolls.
A Mitt Romney attack ad reportedly quotes the President in a “misleading” way…as if there was a difference between them.
Crowds are clashing with cops in Cairo…a sentence that is only fun to write for the alliteration.
The Kardashians are dominating Dancing With The Stars…so presumably we can expect a Kardashians Zumba video to appear just in time for Christmas.
Justin Bieber has taken a paternity test in New Jersey…a state with so many toxins…it’s hard to believe anyone can become a parent there.
Egypt plans to form a new government…presumably from the comfort of CIA headquarters.
America’s second-largest drugmaker will pay $950 million to resolve a probe into its sales of painkiller Vioxx…some of its executives may need it.
The Federal Reserve told the 31 largest US banks to submit their annual capital plans…time to go to the mattress…or mat.
Coffee may lower woman’s risk of cancer…but keep them awake worrying about it.