Thoughts from a Mental Ward

THREE CARD MONTE
October 19th, 2011
by Aaron David Ward

Herman Cain and Mitt Romney were under fire at a feisty GOP debate…people seem to be having trouble deciding who’s more fake.

Cops are hunting escaped exotic animals in Ohio…people who believe in liberty.

Greek protestors are clashing with cops at an austerity strike…shut up and enjoy your yogurt.

A study finds consumers say they’ll switch banks over debit card fees…but strangely they’re OK with 1% interest in savings and checking accounts.

Social Security benefits are to rise nearly 4%…just in time to handle that 10% inflation.

Morgan Stanley beat estimates on accounting gain and stock trading…also known as three-card monte.

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