Thoughts from a Mental Ward

MORE ADDICTIVE THAN PRESCRIPTION DRUGS
July 25th, 2011
by Aaron David Ward

House Speaker John Boehner’s debt plan would raise the US borrowing limit…according to one side of his mouth.

The UN Somali famine airlift is set to start…seats are going fast…get your tickets now.

NY Governor Cuomo says a lawsuit against the same-sex marriage bill is “without merit”…still straight and gay lawyers are salivating.

Libyan Colonel Gaddafi has accused NATO of air raiding a medical clinic…in Libya also known as a tent.

Drug prices are set to fall as patents expire…making intellectual property laws more addictive than prescription drugs.

The FDA says papayas pose a salmonella risk…that will affect about 0.3% of Americans.

A vaccine on the market since 1995 seems to have virtually wiped out deaths from chickenpox in the US…disappointing makers of anti-itch meds.

Jay-Z and Kanye West are planning to tour…they ought to call it the Too Much Ego tour.

Jennifer Lopez is celebrating her 42nd birthday…unfortunately so is her ass.

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