The President toured tornado-ravaged Joplin…and then visited Missouri.
Libya’s Misrata rebels face a tough new fight…determining who gets profits from merchandising.
Two FIFA officials have been suspended…but it’s only soccer so who cares?
Yemen militants have caputured a coastal city…even militants like to vacation at the beach.
Sarah Palin arrived at Sunday’s Rolling Thunder rally driving her own motorcycle…America needs a white trash Presidential candidate.
The US Navy Blue Angels have canceled an upcoming performance to review safety…or to film another Hot Shots.
Rising consumer confidence reportedly raised the stock market…pay no attention to the Fed behind the curtain.
Thousands of Irish homeowner are to be hit by a new mortgage rate hike…but they’ll be too drunk or poor to notice.
Lockheed Martin suffered what is called a “tenacious” cyber attack on its computer networks…the computer mouse is mightier than the sword.
The Endeavor space shuttle crew has said goodbye to the International Space Station…the world’s first and only floating slum.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may marry…just as soon as Brad gets to wear his own pair of pants.
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo has married…somewhere Jessica Simpson is eating a pint of ice cream curled up in the fetal position.