Thoughts from a Mental Ward

PUPPETRY OF THE PENSIONS
May 25th, 2011
by Aaron David Ward

More storms hit Joplin…which has taken more punishment than a client of a S & M club.

Republicans are defending their drive to cut government health care spending…unfortunately it’s not their own.

More fierce fighting in Yemen…Americans could follow better if they put photos of government security forces and opposition tribesmen on baseball cards.

Ex presidential candidate John Edwards is accused of using campaign funds to hide an affair and illegitimate child…which makes him perfect…for President.

The Treasury Secretary says GOP opposition to raising the debt ceiling is political theater…except the theater is owned by the Chinese and so are the puppets.

A budget deal to cut $1 trillion from federal deficits over the next decade is in the works…just as soon as they add another printing press to the Treasury.

Apple plans to update Mac software to combat malware attacks…an Apple a day no longer keeps the viruses away.

Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring is worth $2 million dollars…and so are the bets on whether the marriage will last.

Fried fish reportedly raises the risk of heart failure…hopefully the fish will learn to boil themselves.

Measles cases are on the rise in the US…good news for retailers that sell turtlenecks.

A survey finds Americans want to keep Medicaid the way it is…bloated, inefficient, and wasteful…like many Americans.

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