Shock, grief, and relief grip Joplin…but that’s because the tornado damaged their Wal-Mart.
The next head of the IMF might be French…if she can control herself around…cheese.
Lady Gaga ate paper on the Late Show With David Letterman…apparently while appearing on the segment: “Stupid Human Tricks.”
Ryanair reportedly flew through an Icelandic volcano ash cloud…beat that Southwest!
Analysts say Sony must secure its network from hackers…who seem to enter the network as fast as Labor Day sales shoppers through revolving shopping mall doors.
The President’s limo got stuck on a speed bump while pulling through the gate of the US embassay in Dublin, Ireland…much like the economy after Obama’s policies kicked in.
An explosion at an Iranian refinery occured just before a speech by Ahmadinejad…due to his hot air.
Prices for Folgers and Dunkin’ Donuts coffee are going up…making cocaine look affordable.
Bayer is selling quick-release aspirin…it jumps out of the bottle and into your mouth.
Sales of new homes in the US rose in April…but most of us call those new homes…tents.
Maria Shriver has hired a private investigator…to determine if she’s related to Skelator.