Another deadly tornado has struck the south…where someone needs to arrange a fundraising Monster Truck show.
Pakistani commandos have retaken a naval airbase…after the planes were destroyed.
The IMF is looking to hire a new chief…seems like the ideal job for the world’s most aggressive inflationist…Ben Bernanke.
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez kissed at the Billboard Music Awards…which is only exciting news if you’re between 12 and 16 years of age.
Britney Spears and Rihanna kissed at the Billboard Music Awards…apparently Madonna was unavailable.
New York City has banned smoking at city parks, beaches, and pedestrian plazas…but fascisim is allowed everywhere.
A royal wedding hat sold for $131,000 for charity…to be given away to a person with an odd-shaped head, an overflowing pocketbook, and terrible fashion taste.
Ex-Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty has announced his campaign for president…for the American Club of Dorks.
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s divorce from Maria Shriver could cost him $200 million…so look for Terminator 4, 5, 6, and 7.