Thoughts from a Mental Ward

GOODBYE TO REAL MAPLE SYRUP
April 23rd, 2011
by Aaron David Ward

Canadians are being told to leave Syria…where Syrians will have to say goodbye to really good Maple Syrup.

Lindsey Lohan has been sentenced to jail…far less punishing than watching her “act.”

Experts are scratching their heads over what to buy for Prince William and Kate Middleton…someone should buy them modesty.

The owner of the Idaho silver mine where a worker is trapped is hoping for a miracle…the worker doesn’t have a good attorney.

Gas prices have hit $5 a gallon in some parts of the country…now ending any ridicule directed at the Amish.

Republicans are facing tough question about their budget plan…but only from libertarians who know the GOP is full of hot air.

Boxtox may deaden perception…of how narcisstic you really are.

1 in 4 students reports bullying in Massachusetts schools…all the more reason for students to get wicked drunk.

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