Half of Iowa Republicans don’t believe Barack Obama was born in the US…and the other half believe in alien abductions.
Syria has lifted its decades-old emergency laws…each stretcher must no longer include a burqa.
The President says he’s optimistic that Republicans and Democrats will find a way to reduce the deficit…because both will agree to continue picking our pockets.
A judge in the Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller custody battle has thrown the media out of the courtroom…now can look forward to drawings of warlocks and winners.
Libya has vowed to fight any foreign troops on its soil…except the CIA.
China issued a cautiously worded response to the S & P adjustment of US government debt…”Oh Shit.”
New guidelines redefine Alzheimer’s…forgetting where you parked your car is not Alzheimer’s…forgetting you last drove a car 30 years ago…maybe.
In March , unemployment dropped in more than 30 states…where you can now buy drugs from a lot more dealers.
A mother’s diet during pregnancy may alter her child’s DNA…so anorexic moms must turn out marathon runners.
Hung over surgeons make more mistakes…like coming to work hung over.