Thoughts from a Mental Ward

THE CHARLIE SHEEN OF CRACK
February 27th, 2011
by Aaron David Ward

Anti-Libyan regime rebels are reportedly making gains…in the blood donation department.

The Royal Airforce has lifted 150 people out of Libya…and 400 crates of tea.

Wisconsin’s Governor has dug in his heels in his fight with the unions…while likely working union hours.

The GOPs is keeping the pressure on Democrats to cut spending…but if they were arm wrestling they’d be using half power.

Charlie Sheen says he’s on a drug called Charlie Sheen…so that’s what they call crack these days.

China’s Premier has lowered the country’s economic growth targets…because American trailer park residents are no longer buying as many velvet Elvises.

Passengers at three major US airports have been exposed to measles…if only you could return that along with book you bought at the airport bookstore.

Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband says he chased two intruders with a baseball bat…or Zsa Zsa is kinkier than we knew.

Senator Schumer is calling on popular websites to step up consumer protection…now only if one industry would do it…porn.

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