China has stepped up security following calls for protesters to stage a revolution…just stop making products for dollar stores and that’ll bring the world to its knees.
Protesters are marching in cities across Morocco…or they’re American tourists searching for good deals.
Bahrain has backed off from confronting protesters but Libya has killed dozens of them…proving common sense in the Middle East is a matter of geography.
Chairman of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff has arrived in Saudi Arabia…hope he packed his knee pads.
The Kardashians raked in 65 million last year…proving if you show your ass or you are an ass…you can make a fortune.
Kobe Bryant has been immortalized at Grauman’s Chinese Theater…unlike Shaq’s movie Kazaam.
Oil companies plan to evacuate from Libya…you know things are bad when even oil company executives are thinking…maybe this electric car thing has potential.
Libya is warning protesters…after they shoot them.
A 20-year-old won the Daytona 500…there go his car insurance premiums through the roof.
YouTube videos showing teens cutting themselves are now circulating…OK this vampire thing has really reached its limit.
Charlie Sheen says he’s “married to baseball”…and much like his ex-wives baseball probably wants to take a bat to him.