Thoughts from a Mental Ward

CHEESBURGER IN PARADISE
January 26th, 2011
by Aaron David Ward

Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann’s response to President Obama’s State of the Union address…was written on a scroll showing a red line through his entire speech.

The President told members of Congress and the nation that he is unwilling to repeal the health care reform bill but is willing to “fix what needs fixing”…if he digs his heels in any harder he’ll need a pedicure.

Jimmy Buffett fell off the stage during a concert in Sydney, Australia…perhaps it’s time for Jimmy to quietly enjoy a cheeseburger in paradise.

US stocks rose and pushed the Dow Jones Industrial Average over the 12,000 mark…and we’re back at the top of the roller coaster…again…bring a change of pants.

Toyota is recalling about 245.000 Lexus cars because of a possible problem with the fuel pressure sensor…thankfully so few Lexus owners actually fuel their own vehicles they don’t care.

A Phoenix radio station has offered Bristol Palin a job…hopefully station mascot…or morning show cheesecake.

Boxer Mike Tyson now has an 8th child…who hopefully will not inherit his Dad’s voice or taste for ears.

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