Thanksgiving travelers face new airport security measures…enhanced pat downs of their turkeys.
Bristol Palin lost on Dancing With The Stars…some must have underfunded a black ops.
The Irish government is unveiling $20 billion in spending cuts…which won’t even touch their bar tabs.
New HIV infections in Eastern Europe and Central Asia have nearly tripled…if they get any more Western…they’ll start getting fat and dying of diabetes.
A new study finds type 2 diabetics can significantly lower their blood sugar by combing aerobics and weight lifting…like running with two pound bags of sugar.
Cops say a crazed actor killed his mother with a sword in their Brooklyn apartment while he screamed Bible passages and Masonic references…someone apparently was never allowed to dress as a ninja.
New US claims for unemployment benefits have dropped to their lowest level in more than two years…meaning they’re just slightly below “maximum misery.”
Facebook has been allowed to trademark the word “Face”…ironic since Facebook has little to do with faces and everything to do with books of useless info.