Thoughts from a Mental Ward

STARS DANCING IN THEIR EYES
November 18th, 2010
by Aaron David Ward

Representative Charlie Rangel says he was sloppy not corrupt…apparently sloppy about not covering up his corruption.

The President is pushing the Senate to vote on a new arms treaty with Russia…buy our debt or we’ll twist your arm.

The International Monetary Fund and European Union are formulating a plan to rescue Ireland’s banks…Ireland’s new currency may soon be shamrocks.

Head of the TSA says the agency kept many dangerous or illegal items off planes…like passengers.

Donald Trump says he’ll make a decision whether to run for President by June…just in time to watch reruns of the Apprentice.

Swedish prosecutors have won the right to seek an arrest warrant for Wikileaks founder…this isn’t blowback, that is a blowjob.

The ex-Obama administration auto industry czar has settled the SEC…his rubber finally met the road.

UK’s PM says Britain should have a public holiday to celebrate the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton next year…Lame Day.

Bristol Palin has made it to the finals of Dancing With The Stars…apparently that’s what in the eyes of the judges allowing her to keep going.

One of the stars of the Real Housewives of New York City has filed for bankruptcy…leading to a new spinoff TV series Formerly Fake Housewives of New York City.

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