Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac bailouts could reportedly hit $363 billion…they’re holding more bad paper than a resident of the Weimar Republic.
France has been forced to import electricity…now only if they’d import politeness.
Oklahoma health officials are investigating the shutdown of a Texas food processing plant…a showdown at the Not-OK corral.
After comments about Muslims, NPR Commentator Juan Williams was fired…because he actually told the truth…which in America is an unpardonable sin…at least in the media.
Reality TV star Kim Kardashian is set to have a birthday cake that is reportedly worth over $1 million…which approaches the net worth of her ass.
The US has announced one of the largest weapons sales in its history, worth nearly $60 billion, to Saudi Arabia…which unfortunately is America’s way of flipping off peace lovers everywhere.
The mother of pop star Beyonce denies rumors that her daughter is pregnant…the so-called “baby bump” must be gas.
Teen birth rates are highest in the southern US…I blame daisy dukes.
Fatal crashes involving teens are declining…in this economy fewer of them can afford to drive…but I bet teen bike accidents are on the rise.