Officials say a German citizen of Afghan descent provided info on a potential “Mumbai-style” terror plot in Europe…where people are forced to break out into song and dance while wearing colorful costumes.
The President is urging Wisconsin students to support Democrats in the November elections…or he’ll take away your job prospects (if the economy already hasn’t done that).
South Florida schools are still set to open despite a tropical storm…teachers are really taking lessons in perseverance seriously.
Michael Bolton was sent packing on week number two of the latest season of Dancing with the Stars…but will soon star in his own show…Where Have You Been Since 1993?
Europeans are protesting austerity measures of their governments…something most Americans only wish our own government would implement.
Ex-President Jimmy Carter was hospitalized with an upset stomach…too many peanuts?
North Korea’s Kim Jong-il has given key government posts to his youngest son…see, North Korea is just like America.
BP has created a Safety Unit…presumably complete with a crisis-control PR firm.
Census data shows the worst US recession since the Great Depression hurt every part of American life…except it didn’t eliminate rudeness, selfishness, or any other kind of ness.