The President marked the end of the combat mission in Iraq…but thankfully spared us the photo-op of him in a flight suit with a cod piece.
The Defense Secretary says even though the US combat mission in Iraq is formally ending, it’s no time to celebrate…unless you drop acid and think we actually won.
David Hasselhoff, Michael Bolton, Florence Henderson, and Jennifer Grey will appear on Dancing With The Stars…or as its’ known in Hollywood: Please Hire Me Again To Do Something, Anything.
Google is unveiling a new Gmail feature that rearranges messages so the most important appear at the top…like your porn subscription is about to expire.
Consumer confidence climbed more than forecast in August…placing it just above the water line of a nearly dry creek.
Two health groups say health workers should get flu shots or lose their jobs…apparently everyone’s health matters except if you are a health worker.
Sarah Palin will headline an annual GOP dinner in Iowa leading some to believe she may run for president…or they’re desperate for entertainment.
A study finds drinkers outlive non-drinkers…especially if the last few years of your life you’re so drunk…you forget to die.
Rudy Giuliani’s daughter will have her shoplifting charge dismissed after 1 day of community service…which involves making sure her Dad never wears his hair in a comb-over.
Tiger Woods’ ex-wife says her children are getting her through her ex-husband’s cheating scandal…and presumably the millions of dollars in the divorce settlement.