Thoughts from a Mental Ward

PARIS OUT LINDSEYS LINDSEY
August 28th, 2010
by Aaron David Ward

Paris Hilton has been arrested for cocaine possession…just in time to rob the spotlight from a newly-released-from-rehab Lindsey Lohan.

Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin told thousands of Americans to “restore America” at a rally in Washington, DC…a stone’s throw from the Lincoln Memorial…dedicated to the worst tyrant America has ever produced.

Breastfeeding may lower moms’ risks of diabetes…tit milk is sugar free!

More over 50 are using social networking websites…making the once hip trend lame…and actual socializing hip…again.

The CDC says births declined nearly 3% in 2009 compared to the prior year…apparently babies are going out of vogue…along with bath water.

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