Thoughts from a Mental Ward

THE CAVE BUBBLE
August 25th, 2010
by Aaron David Ward

New home sales have hit their lowest level ever…on the bright side…caves are cheap.

Tiger Woods ex-wife says she’s been through hell…also known as Tiger’s prostate.

Ex-President Jimmy Carter is visiting North Korea…to scout land for a new peanut farm.

Lindsey Lohan has been released from rehab early…great news for Hollywood’s bars and nightclubs.

Spencer Pratt says he’s working through things with Heidi Montag…like who gets to keep their agent.

Astronomers have discovered a new solar system 127 light years away that is very similar to our own…hopefully without those annoying humans.

Mozilla has released the fourth beta version of Firefox 4…and yet still no sign of Clint Eastwood.

A top Pentagon official has confirmed an attack on U.S. military computers in 2008…but has not confirmed it occurred during a particularly competitive game of Battleship.

“Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks is modeling for London Fog…it’s never about the coat but what’s under it that counts.

Katie Holmes will play Adam Sandler’s wife in next year’s Jack and Jill…she’s in good form after playing Tom Cruise’s wife.

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