If you’re truly crazy, you wouldn’t hear voices in your head. You would hear voices in other people’s heads. And they wouldn’t be talking to you either.
Life is not about survival of the fittest. It’s about survival of the smartest. Especially those who know they’re not fit.
Religion is not the opiate of the masses; it’s television or so the ad said.
The last great year for America was 1945. It’s been downhill every since with occasional stops in the freefall for drugs, food, and sex. We’re an empire in recline.
Good intentions lead to hell while bad intentions lead to purgatory. No intentions lead to the couch.
Online social networking has replaced offline gatherings by allowing people to be friends without working at it. It’s the ultimate revenge of the nerds, popular without pain.