The FBI has arrested 10 suspected Russian spies…global warming has yet to melt the cold war.
General Stanley McChrystal is retiring from the Army…but keeping his job as a media punching bag.
Apple’s new iPhone 4 is getting criticized for problems with its antenna, screen, and camera…and yet virtually no one thinks its over-hyped, over-priced, and under useful.
Chris Brown cried onstage while performing at the BET Awards…after realizing his dime store imitation of MJ won’t resurect his singing career after a stint as an “amateur boxer.”
Steve Carell is leaving NBC’s “The Office” at the end of the next season…but no worries I’m sure Charlie Sheen is available.
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock have finalized their divorce…she’s keeping her grace…he’s keeping his piss poor attitude, crappy romantic choices, and asshole character.
Louisiana wants $10 million from BP for mental health services for those affected by the oil spill…like government that thinks the answer is banning all offshore drilling.