Florida Republican leaders are crafting anti-illegal-immigrant legislation modeled after an Arizona law…imitation is the sincerest form of vote getting.
Tropical storm Alex reportedly will not impact the BP Gulf oil leak…unfortunately much like the efforts to stop it.
The President spent Saturday urging Congress to pass a financial reform bill…Saturday morning cartoons are so funny.
Porn sites are getting a new dot XXX web domain…’cause porn is so hard to find online.
National HIV Testing Day is set for June 27…right after National Promiscuity Day June 26.
Russia has slapped “smoking kills” warnings on cigarettes…must be motivated by guilt over years of throwing prisoners in gulags.
New York State may allow grocery stores to sell wine…good news for those of us who buy it by the cart load.
Foul smells from some Kellogg breakfast cereals has prompted a voluntary recall…perhaps Snap, Crackle, and Pop need to start using deodorant.
Jason Bateman angered 2,000 people when he cut in line at an LA Apple store to get the latest version of the iPhone…now that’s arrested development.
Radar Online says singer Fergie is leaving the Black Eyed Peas and moving forward with her own solo career…as a tranny.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar is divorcing his wife of 14 years…perhaps he really is like Zack from Saved By The Bell.
California may ban free bags at grocery stores…but if they really were concerned about the environment they’d ban shopping carts so people could only buy what they could carry…goodbye obesity…hello bruised apples.