The President is claiming victory in the new financial overhaul of Wall Street…government continues to build a wall around a moving moat…pointless.
Companies peddling microbial cures for the oil spill are visiting the Gulf Coast…green slime makes it sounds like an old episode of Double Dare.
The UK’s PM wants British military forces out of Afghanistan within 5 years…but government just like sex addicts wants to keep screwing until something falls off.
Oscar winner Mel Gibson has filed for a restraining order against his ex-girlfriend and mother of his seven-month-old daughter…he’s a Legal Weapon.
A national study finds too few local health clinics in the US offer diabetes screening or obesity prevention programs…duh…without them they can sell more meds.
A report claims nearly 1 in 5 American women in her early 40s is childless…upping the supply of SILFs.
The Provincetown school system will revisit its controversial policy of making condoms available to all students…and instead supply them only to the “cool” kids.
A lawyer says ex-Alaska Gov Sarah Palin plans to return almost $400,000 collected by her legal defense fund…or build one hell of a moose hunting lodge.
Social conservatives are labeling a decision to have an 11-year-old serve as grand marshal of a gay pride parade “child abuse”…only if they force him to sing show tunes.
Arizona’s Governor says most illegal immigrants are smuggling drugs…and most Americans crossing into Mexico are smuggling health problems.