The top US general in Afghanistan is in hot water over remarks he made about the President in a Rolling Stone magazine interview…it’s the ultimate hippies revenge!
The President warned insurance firms not raise rates…but to bump up those re-election campaign contributions.
A federal judge in New Orleans has blocked a moratorium on deep-water oil drilling…when it comes to black gold…the Big Easy lives up to its name.
The White House says the budget director is stepping down…after running out of abacuses.
The Scottish government says the UK Budget has jeopardized Scotland’s economic recovery…which amounts to three less sheep.
Census estimates show New York City approaching a record population of 8.4 million…not including subway rats.
The troubled remake of the classic movie “Footloose” has finally got its cast together…apparently it’s a bit more than six degrees from Kevin Bacon…the lead is an unknown dancer.
Research shows coffee drinkers have a lower rate of head and neck cancers…’cause they’re too jittery to smoke.
A consumer group wants McDonald’s to stop using Happy Meal toys…making it a Less Happy Meal…especially if the Hamburglar is around.
California is considering digital license plates…great but only if drivers get to post messages on them like…back the F$#K off.