Thoughts from a Mental Ward

EMOTIONAL STABILITY CONTROL
April 28th, 2010
by Aaron David Ward

The Supreme Court has ruled the Mojave cross can stand…while the US still bears the cross of “public” land.

Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce…about as fast as that bus she drove in Speed.

The Greek debt crisis seems to be affecting Asian stock markets…there are now trades of lambs and noodles.

Gordon Brown says he was “mortified” after being caught on microphone describing a voter as a “bigoted woman”…Gordon better mumble.

Toyota is recalling 50,000 2003 Toyota Sequoia SUVs to upgrade the Vehicle Stability Control system…upset Toyota owners might need Emotional Stability Control.

A new study finds a test that looks for and can remove polyps in the lower part of the colon cuts cancer deaths nearly in half…sure hope it doesn’t involve 75 ft of steel cable.

American Lung Association’s State of the Air 2010 Report finds Baltimore and Washington made some improvements…more nose hairs to guard against airborne pollutants.

Calls to boycott Arizona over its new immigration law are escalating…but it’s a dry emotional heat.

The Interior Secretary is approving a wind farm off the coast of Cape Cod…meanwhile seagulls are ordering helmets and wing pads.

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