Russian leaders say the masterminds behind a double suicide bombing on the Moscow Metro will be destroyed…so don’t complain about your Amtrak delay.
Members of a Christian Militia are accused of planning to kill cops…file this under CIA False Flag Op # 5,897,568,354,000.
The President slipped into Afghanistan on Sunday to visit US troops…after slipping through health care…Obama is a ninja.
Germany’s Chancellor is urging urged Turkey to open its ports and airports to Cyprus…Germany must be looking for suckers to help with that Greece bailout.
Senior Israeli ministers have rejected American demands for curbs on Jewish building…hard to take the US seriously when we’ve invaded two countries in a decade.
Tennessee and Delaware will get “Race to the Top” federal education funds…’cause “Leading Panhandlers” sounds so harsh.
A 4th woman claiming to have had an affair with Jesse James is keeping quiet…but she claims to be the 4th mistress…she must define quiet differently than the rest of us.
A study finds junk food addiction may explain the obesity epidemic…only in the US does the obvious require a study…we call that “junk” science.
Independent experts will review how the swine flu pandemic has been handled…sure to help the vaccine industry figure out how to sucker the public into more shots.
Senator Arlen Specter is pushing for new federal laws on electronic privacy…I’d like to believe him but he has more faces than a clown.
Most Americans want the rich to pay taxes but not them…if only they’d realize all taxes are legalized theft by that gang of thugs called government.
A majority of Americans support ending Saturday mail deliveries…so during the week you can receive more junk mail.
Bethenny Frankel’s now officially a housewife after marrying on Sunday…she deserves her own spin off “Taming of the Shrew.”
A California Supreme Court affirmed the ban on the Hare Krishnas and other groups from soliciting donations at LAX…and there goes your pre-flight entertainment.