The Obama administration announced new help for troubled homeowners…your house for “free” health care.
A conservative religious order is apologizing to the victims of sexual abuse by its founder…presumably no one makes a card for that occasion.
The global Earth Hour campaign is encouraging over 1 billion people to switch off their lights…and enjoy stubbing toes.
After a tough election year for his fellow conservatives, France’s President is trying to keep his reform plans on track…like an engineer on a runaway freight train…change your pants.
The President and Russia’s President sealed a new nuclear arms reduction treaty…presumably they’ve crossed their fingers…behind their backs.
Florida’s unemployment rate hit 12.2% in February the highest on record…thankfully most Florida residents can’t remember the past…recent or otherwise.
A FDA advisory panel is recommending the FDA keep children and teens from using tanning beds…but not lawn chairs.
A Chinese automaker is reportedly buying Volvo…look for cup holders with room for chopsticks.
Texas is trying to impose a strip club “pole tax”…soon to be followed by the “g-string” tax and the “crack whore” tax.
America Idol judge Simon Cowell will receive an International Emmy…the bar must be set so low…anyone can step over it or on it…like he did to the dreams of so many contestants on AI.