With the strokes of 20 pens, the President signed his health care overhaul…before the strokes of 20 million citizens after they realize freedom has vanished.
Israel’s PM says he fears Middle East peace talks could be delayed for another year…which is more like 7 years in the Middle East.
The French government shelved a proposed tax on carbon emissions…after realizing how hard it would be to collect from the French laden with cheese-induced gas.
Resales of homes and condos fell to their lowest level in eight months…the economy’s “green shoots” must’ve browned.
Texas is one of the fastest growing states in the union…Chuck Norris is really persuasive.
A study of paintings of the Last Supper shows we’ve been eating ever-larger portions of food for 1,000 years…our cross is made out of candy.