Scientists are baffled by rapidly melting ice in Greenland…and so are most Americans who forget Greenland has ice.
Kristen Stewart is cheating on Robert Pattinson…I would worry…if I knew who these two people were.
A top Iranian cleric insists sanctions will not stop Iran’s nuclear work…on the first transparent burqa.
The government says the worst drought in nearly half a century will drive up food prices…thank God water is still free…for now.
The Senate OK’d extending Bush-era tax cuts…he’s been out of office four years but gets referenced more times than Glenn Beck mentions Hitler.
The Senate Intelligence Committee approved legislation designed to clamp down on national security leaks…available online…everywhere.
Lady Gaga is being sued for $10 million…now she really is the next Michael Jackson.
Organizers at the London Olympics mistakenly displayed the South Korean flag before a women’s soccer game between North Korea and Columbia…luckily only 3 people care.