A recent listeria outbreak linked to Colorado cantaloupes is the deadliest in a decade…the Irish must have nothing to worry about…all that meat and potatoes.
A 26-year-old Massachusetts man has been charged with planning to bomb the Pentagon with a model airplane…sounds like he spent too much time with the glue.
A fight over Obamacare is heading to the Supreme Court…dominated by nine people who really need it.
Ashton Kutcher has been accused of cheating on Demi Moore…perhaps he’s taking this Charlie Sheen replacement role too seriously.
The Saudi King has saved a woman from ten lashes for driving…presumably she’s forced to give him hand jobs.
The President is urging high school students to attend college…so they can delay the inevitable…unemployment.
A suspicious letter was addressed to Dancing With The Stars…suspicious because it was a letter addressed to Dancing With The Stars.
A study finds a Soviet-era pill from Bulgaria helps smokers quit…it’s found in the bottom of a bottle of vodka.