The US Senate has shelved a debt-ceiling plan from Majority Leader Harry Reid…but it makes for a nice bedtime story for the Senate library.
US and UN leaders have condemned a Syrian assault on Hama…while probably secretly supplying the weapons and the reasons for Syria to carry it out.
Al Pacino’s 21-year-old daughter has been arrested for DWI…yet Pacino remains uncharged for overacting.
The Smurfs have tied Cowboys and Aliens at the box office…that whore Smurfette always attracts more attention than little green men.
A US report finds security deterioriating in Iraq…they must have brushed off the dust on a report from 2003.
Regulators have closed banks in South Carolina, Virgina, and Indiana…states where some residents have most of their savings in NASCAR memorabilia.
Apple is reportedly holding more cash than the US government…which can’t even afford iPods, iPads, or anything that doesn’t involve the letters I-O-U.
AT & T says it will throttle heavy data users…there go a few porn websites.
Miley Cyrus got a tattoo that supports gay marriage…next to the one that supports teen exploitation.