MSNBC news network has suspended a political analyst for insulting the President…thus allowing the analyst to find new home at Fox News.
The Greek tourism industry is rebounding…like an aging NBA forward with bad knees.
A man grabbed the French president right before he was tackled by security…that must’ve been too busy smoking gitanes.
Libya will be discussed at the annual summit of the African Union…where they’ll secretly high-five Gaddafi for standing up to Western imperialists.
Thousands are striking in Manchester, England…good news for the pubs.
Irish activitists claim Israel sabotaged their ship…apparently the Irish didn’t bring enough four leaf clovers for good luck.
The Senate scrapped its vacation to debate whether to raise the debt limit…Washington DC bars better stock up on scotch.
German banks are prepared to help bailout Greece…presumably allowing Germans to enjoy a lot of skewered lamb.