Experts say cellphones are possibly carcinogenic…you may want to get that cancer report on your desktop.
US military prosecutors are expected to file fresh charges against the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks…just as soon as the CIA trumps up the evidence.
Apple has updated Snow Leopard to root out “scareware”…but not to treat the mass depression Apple users are now experiencing thinking their machines were superior to PCs.
The US is eying Spanish produce in a deadly E. coli outbreak…if your cucumber is dressed like a Mariachi band…warning.
South Africa’s president did not discuss exit strategies with Libya’s Gadhafi…they exchanged fashion tips.
Yemen sees gunfights resume…making that country the OK corral of the Middle East.
Afghanistan’s leader has warned NATO over deadly air strikes…but still can’t get NATO to go on strike.
The Pierre hotel in New York City has suspended a supervisor who told a maid to wait to report an alleged rape…presumably that’s not in the conceirge handbook.
US stocks rose after speculation about more financial aid for Greece…lambs are now on debt repayment plans.
US housing prices fell over 4% in the first quarter…they’ve gone from outrageous…to mildly outrageous.