The royal wedding is over…but the royal screwing began long before when sticking UK taxpayers with the tab.
The President is looking over the storm damage in Alabama…after the GOP tore through the area hysterical about his birth certificate.
Syrian forces continue cracking down on protestors…which apparently is a national pastime in Syria.
Donald Trump dropped the “F-bomb” in a speech to supporters in Las Vegas…not everything that happens in Vegas stays there…including bad taste.
NASA has scrubbed the scheduled launch of the space shuttle because of no heat…apparently NASA can invent memory foam but not thermal underwear.
Amazon.com has apologized for a multi-day cloud computing outage…apparently in their world the cloud refers to users’ rage hanging over their heads.
Caterpillar profit has surged…must be all those shopping mall demolitions.
Bernanke says the economy needs more time to heal…which means the Fed needs more time to get critics “to heel.”
Tall obese men are at higher risk for blood clots…and head bumps.
A study finds armadillos passed leprosy to humans…and because the little bastards have hard shells there’s little we can do to punish them for it.
A study finds weight loss surgey seems to make diabetes disappear…apparently diabetes is stored in your ass, stomach, hips, and thighs.
Superman plans to renounce his US citizenship…but is keeping is AARP membership.