The US is tightening its military grip on Gaddafi…likely loose enough to allow him to escape to a tropical island.
The last American World War 1 veteran has died…unfortunately war has outlived him.
Charlie Sheen’s attorney says his client deserves to be paid for episodes never produced…that drug bill must be adding up.
Egypt has banned former president Mubarak from traveling and frozen his assets…27 camels and 17 hookers are now out of work…or 27 hookers and 17 camels.
Consumer Reports annual auto rankings praise Honda and Subaru…if Toyota doesn’t get its act together they’ll be picked last for the auto makers’ kickball team.
Warren Buffett is looking to acquire more holdings…like America.
Google has restored e-mail to some users who had found their old e-mails deleted…someone at the CIA hit the wrong button.
A medicinal gel may prevent the transmission of HIV during anal sex…it’s called Ben Gay.
An emergency plan to outlaw the sale of five chemicals used in herbal blends to make synthetic marijuana is official…real pot growers need to adopt Coke’s slogan “Aint’ Nothin’ Like The Real Thing.”
Fish oil builds muscle mass in cancer patients…they have really defined…gills.