A federal judge in Florida has ruled the health care reform law unconstitutional…although some seniors thought they heard that he ruled the law incontinent.
Cairo protesters are planning a huge rally…you know things are bad in Egypt when the pyramids have been replaced by riots as the number one tourist attraction.
Brent crude topped $100 a barrel for the first time since 2008…oil prices are aging about as well as starlets who refuse plastic surgery.
Charlie Sheen is in rehab at home…someone better check for the hidden wet bars.
New dietary guidelines instruct people to eat less, eat better, and reduce salt…so in other words never eat anything made in America.
A new study suggests suffering a Super Bowl loss can be hazardous to one’s heart…but only if you pass out in the spinach dip.
The Obama administration has launched a consolidated effort to spur new start-up businesses…tax breaks for hookers, strippers, and pimps.
Older adults who took a brisk walk three times a week did better on memory tests…especially remembering to tie their sneakers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger will honor the late fitness pioneer Jack LaLanne…by slipping on a velor jumpsuit.
Scientists see dangers in energy drinks…but I bet some scientists drink them especially when conducting research for nights on end.